WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX1) We don’t have to beg for chocolate. This proves nothing. We can get sex without begging. Ask Eve.Let’s just not get like Mrs. Marabel Morgan who wrote “Total Woman.” Wear Saran Wrap to greet your hubby after his hard day at the office. Imagine how sticky you’d feel plastered in plastic!We didn’t have to beg our brother who maybe wasn’t romantic because we mentioned his faults.“Gross, Tim, don’t take off your shoes in here, I wrecked my shoulder in volleyball practice.”“Sorry.”“Maybe you can rub it?”“I suppose.”“We can still watch ‘Basic Instinct’ before the folks get home. I’ll sit in front. Want a creamy or chewy Brach’s?”“Chewy.”Timmy never rubbed through Saran Wrap is my point. Just took a chocolate.2) We can have chocolate in front of our mothers.3) We can have chocolate while driving. Car sex ties into America’s car culture, the automobile as our extension. OK, Corvettes are more-or-less big red penises, probably driven by guys with little pale. Mary sadi may may hui thi meri wife bahut he sundar hi aur ussay bhi sunder aur sexy meri choti sali hai uskey dooth itnay mast dikhai deta the ki jab mainay pahali bar sadi me usko dekha tha tabhi se man me than liya tha ki isko jarur chodu ga chaha kuch bi ho jai doodh ke sath sath uski gand bhi bahut mast thi bat pichlay sal december ki hai meri patni ne apni bahan ko (meri sali ko) apnay pass bulay tha jis din woh mera ghar aye thi us din mai kahi bahar gaya tha mai rat ko jab ghar lauta to dekha ki mara sapno ki rani mera bad par meri patni ke sath so rahi thi usnay nighty pahan rakhi thi sote samay uske nighty thodi uper sarak gai thi jissay uski tanga adhi door tak khul gayi thi uski safed tangay dhek kar mera man machalnay laga mainay apni patni ke ankh bacha kar dhera sa uski nighty thodi aur uper kar di jissay uski panty dikhai dena lagi uski janghay bhi saf dikhai dena lagi ab mujhsay raha nahi ja raha tha mera land apna santulan khonay ja raha tha bo mera pant aur nekar.
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